Monthly Archives: May 2013
Classic Ladies
I sometimes think people place too much value on classical literature just because it is classical. Having been written in the 19th century does not automatically a good book make, no? I mean, have you READ The Old Man and the Sea? It is several hundred pages of some old fart gazing out into the […]
Workout Playlist #26
1) Simple Plan – I’d Do Anything You’re acting like you hate it, but you know all the words, so who’s the chump now? 2) Europe – The Final Countdown From the sublime to the ridiculous, what playlist is complete without Europe’s biggest hit? Well, other than the other 25 of them, I mean. 3) […]
A Lady’s Guide to Pooping in Public
Greetings, all, and welcome to the LGPP, arguably one of the most anticipated blockbusters of the summer. Before you get too excited, this is not a guide to hunkering down and going Numero Dos right in the middle of a busy highway or your child’s preschool. You are a beautiful, empowered woman and all that, […]
Workout Playlist #25
1) Survivor – Eye of the Tiger Rocky knows you can do it. 2) Rob Bailey & The Hustle Standard – Hungry Dana Linn Bailey’s husband Rob has put out an EP, and a lot of it is a bit repetitive, but most of it is designed as workout music and is pretty effective. 3) […]
A Lady’s Guide to Workout Logs
I promised a full-frontal explanation of my workout notebook, and far be it from me to disappoint, so here it is: a small but feisty guide to logging your workouts. Why is it important to write down or log your daily workout? For me, it has been helpful because I like to have variety in […]
Workout Playlist #24
1) The Cars – Just What I Needed Bet you didn’t know this was by The Cars! They are so versatile and perfect for a cardio session. 2) Starship – We Built This City I sing this to my boyfriend’s cat all the time, replacing the word “city” with “kitty.” She clearly loves it. She sinks her […]
What’s In My Gym Bag
Besides the handcuffs and chloroform, of course. I thought you might want to see what’s in my gym bag, partly because it is huge and I feel as though I need to justify my excessive use of bag space by showing you all the exceedingly important things I tote around with me, but also because […]
On “Taking One for the Team”
If you have ever been in a serious relationship, you know that one of the hardest things about sharing your life with another person is syncing up your sexual schedules. Often, the desire to make love will be mutual, or will at least follow from the initiation of activity, but many times you will not […]
Workout Playlist #23
1) Imagine Dragons – Demons A great song to harmonize to. If you’re into that sort of thing. 2) Tenacious D – Beelzeboss Dave Grohl is a sex machine in this movie. If you’ve never seen The Pick of Destiny, you owe it to yourself to lower your standards and go get it. 3) The […]
A Lady's Guide to Existence 