Author Archives: inmynuddypants

Introducing the Philadelphia Women’s Theatre Festival: Fighting the Patriarchy Since 2015

April 8, 2015 · by · in Feminism · 1 Comment

Good news, guys! Sexism is completely over! That’s right – no more inequality between men and women socially, in the workplace, or otherwise. We’ve completely solved it. Men and women now have equal rights in every situation, in every aspect of our lives. We should all be proud! We’ve done a great job eradicating prejudice and […]

Workout Playlist #44

April 1, 2015 · by · in Fitness, Music · Leave a comment

1) My Chemical Romance – I’m Not Okay There are two kinds of people: those who secretly love My Chemical Romance, and liars. 2) Iron Maiden – Run to the Hills I’ve never heard Bruce Dickinson sound so much like Dio as he does in this song. NOT complaining. 3) Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars […]

An AB-onimable Workout

March 25, 2015 · by · in Fitness · Leave a comment

Puns, they’re wholesome American fun! As I’ve said before, people overwork their abs, thinking that excessive ab workouts will give them a six-pack. This is unequivocally false. The only thing that will ever get you a six-pack is some hard ass work in the kitchen, not the gym. Be prepared to trek down a long, […]

What a Flat Tire Taught Me About Feminism

March 17, 2015 · by · in Feminism · 2 Comments

Pull up your blankies and your bowl of popcorn, cause it’s… STORY TIME! So the other day, I got a flat tire. I know, you’re riveted. Stay with me. I have roadside assistance, so I called them up and explained the situation. While doing so, a thought crossed my mind: I have the donut. I […]

If Pizza is a Vegetable, So is Cake.

March 4, 2015 · by · in Food · Leave a comment

Sometimes I want to eat vegetables. Sometimes I want to eat dessert. Sometimes I want to eat a whole jar of pickles and follow it up with a Chipwich from the 7-11 while crying on the couch watching The Labyrinth. And I’m not even pregnant yet. Anyway, when the desire for fiber and the desire […]

Workout Playlist #43

February 27, 2015 · by · in Fitness, Music · Leave a comment

1) Clean Bandit – Rather Be Why not start out with a funky dance track? This one is getting a lot of play on the radio lately, but it somewhat smacks of the 80’s to me. 2) Catfish and the Bottlemen – Kathleen The award for most cumbersome band name goes to Catfish and the Bottlemen, but […]

A Lady’s Guide to Fake Phone Numbers

February 16, 2015 · by · in A Lady's Guide · Leave a comment

We’ve all been there: You’re having a few drinks at the bar and some meathead won’t leave you alone. He’s been chatting you up all night, trying to buy you drinks, asking you if you have a boyfriend. All you can think about is how to get rid of him so you can enjoy your […]

News Flash: Actresses are People.

February 2, 2015 · by · in Feminism, Movies · Leave a comment

Recently, I was discussing the 2015 Oscar nominations with some coworkers. “Jennifer Aniston got totally robbed,” my boss remarked. “Oh?” I questioned. “For what?” “Cake,” she replied. “She deserved the Best Actress Nomination.” I hadn’t seen the movie, so I went home and looked it up. Aniston plays a woman suffering from chronic pain after […]

The Ultimate Driving Playlist

January 27, 2015 · by · in Music · Leave a comment

When you hear a song that is just perfect for driving to, you know it. Somehow, we are innately programmed to understand which songs make a great soundtrack for inhabiting a moving vehicle. They are soundtracks to a new beginning, or a wild chase, or just a lazy Friday night. Here are some of my […]

A Lady’s Guide to Classic Horror

January 21, 2015 · by · in Feminism, Movies · Leave a comment

I enjoy a good horror movie now and then. And, much like your grandpa, I also hate everything that has been invented post-Cold War. Twas a simpler time! When men were men, women were women, and children were sometimes possessed vomit-spouting demons! Some of my all-time favorite classic horror films feature women in a big […]

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