Category Fun

The Commoner’s Companion to Gwyneth Paltrow’s 2014 Holiday Gift Guide

It’s that magical time of year again, folks! That time when Gwyneth Paltrow, the world’s most out-of-touch celebrity, puts out her annual Gift Guide on her website, affectionately known as GOOP. I couldn’t help but treat myself to a little perusal of her recommendations, including the usual $800 bandanas (not a typo) and purses that […]

Why is (The Color Pink) A “Girl Thing”?

In a recent study at the University of Maryland, several thousand participants were asked to name their favorite color. According to the study, 7% of the female participants chose pink as their favorite color, compared to only 1% of men. Even if we discount the percentage of those men who are obviously full of shit, […]