A Lady’s Guide to Protein Powder

Protein up, brah.

Protein powder is an excellent whey (see what I did there?) to get pure muscle-building protein directly into your face after a workout. It is designed as an easy, fast, convenient method of protein delivery that you can just mix into water and chug down. If you are working out (or even if you aren’t!), it might be a great step for you to buy some protein powder and work it into your daily diet if you haven’t already. Trying to get 150 grams of protein per day is very difficult without it. You don’t have to just drink it, either – you can mix it into oatmeal, baked goods, milkshakes, or anything else that can stand up to a dose of dessert-flavored powder. It is a great nutritional tool.

However, not all proteins are created alike. I’ve tried five popular types of protein and have reviewed each of them below, then picked a winner based on flavor, texture or absorption into other substances, nutritional profile, and cost. If I’ve missed anything important, let me know.

DISCLAIMER: None of these companies know I exist or that I am reviewing their products. Nobody has bribed me to change my opinions. I do this purely for fun and for spreading the word. Amen.

Commence!

1) Isolyn Whey Protein Isolate

isolyn

Cheapest available from: This whey protein is manufactured by American Muscle, and can be purchased on their website.

Taste: Very clean, genuine flavor. Sweet, but not too sweet. I tried this in Chocolate, and it tasted like a low-fat chocolate milk. Comes in Vanilla, Chocolate, and Banana.

Texture: Excellent absorption into water, with a lighty, foamy texture and no graininess. Have not tried baking with it.

Nutrition: 1 scoop contains 26 grams of pure protein and 110 calories. No fat or cholesterol, and a negligible carbohydrate count. A nutritional powerhouse. Also sweetened naturally with stevia!

Cost: 30 servings for $49.99. (That’s $1.66/serving.)

2) MTS Machine Whey Protein

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Cheapest available from: MTS is an exclusive product from tigerfitness.com.

Taste: Very tasty, almost dessert-like. Would drink this any day of the week. This comes in chocolate, which tastes like rich chocolate milk, and vanilla, which has a birthday-cake quality to it.

Texture: So thick it’s almost too rich. I don’t like super rich drinks, so I added a touch more water than recommended to thin it out a little bit, and then it was perfect for me. Great absorption with no chunks of protein floating at the top. I also tried making pancakes with a couple scoops of this mixed in, and they came out slightly dense but otherwise not noticeably different from regular pancakes.

Nutrition: One scoop has 140 calories and 25 grams of protein, along with a small amount of calcium. Also contains 3g fat, 5g carbs, and a whopping 20% of your daily recommended value of cholesterol.

Cost: 67 servings for $44.99. ($0.67/serving.)

3) Isoflex Whey Protein

isoflex

Cheapest available from: Bodybuilding.com.

Taste: Has a somewhat frightful, bitter aftertaste . I’ve only tried this in chocolate, but it tainted everything it touched with vomit-scent. Comes in Arctic Orange Milkshake, Chocolate, Chocolate Mint Supreme, Peanut Butter Chocolate, Strawberry, Vanilla, and Banana Creme Supreme.

Texture: Thin and gritty. Improves vastly with the addition of milk rather than water. Doesn’t dissolve as well in baked goods and adds a spongey texture that is off-putting.

Nutrition: Varies between flavors. 1 scoop of chocolate contains 111 calories and 27 grams of protein. Also 1.5 mg cholesterol, 140 mg potassium.

Cost: 30 servings for $39.99 or 75 servings for $87.99. ($1.17/serving for the bigger jug.)

4) Gold Standard Whey

GS-whey

Cheapest available from: Bodybuilding.com. Also available in almost any GNC – very popular.

Taste: Nice flavor, sweet and drinkable with no nasty aftertaste. I’ve only tried this in chocolate. Comes in more flavors than Baskin fucking Robbins.

Texture: Absorbs pretty well, though there was a slight sediment at the bottom of my shaker bottle. Thick and rich.

Nutrition: Varies between flavors. 1 scoop of chocolate contains 120 calories and 24 grams of protein. Also can contain 60 mg of cholesterol (as much as the MTS) and 9% of your daily recommended value of sodium. (!?!?)

Cost: Anything from 14 servings for $14.99, all the way up to 154 servings for $104.99. ($0.76/serving for a 5-lb jug.)

5) Whole Foods Soy Protein Powder

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Cheapest available from: Only available at Whole Foods.

Taste: Tastes like basically nothing, with a slight tinge of chocolate dust. Have only tried this in chocolate, thank God. Comes in chocolate and vanilla, neither of which I want anything to do with.

Texture: Literally did not dissolve at all in water, but hardened into a blob that floated in the middle of the bottle. Dissolves okay in baked goods, though.

Nutrition: I serving of chocolate contains 14 g protein and 130 calories, as well as some vitamins and a solid 39% of your daily value of iron.

Cost: Depends on the Whole Foods, but you couldn’t pay me to ever drink this again.

After trying all these brands and kinds of protein, I picked a winner in each category. The results were as follows:

Taste winner: MTS

Texture winner: Isolyn

Nutrition: Isolyn

Cost: MTS

With wins in two separate categories each, it would appear that the win is a tie between MTS and Isolyn. The question, really, is whether you are willing to pay more for a more pure product. This is just my personal opinion: I’ll be sticking with MTS. But hopefully I could shed some light on the protein world for you.

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2 comments

  1. Thanks for the review. I have been using Whole Foods Soy Protein Powder. Its the only thing I buy from whole foods. It took a while to discover this so I thought I’d share. 1) I have only tried vanilla without the spirulina 2) it will mix with OJ. I pour OJ into my blender, put in a scoop, get out a fork and stir it around and take at least 20 seconds,. I also add yogurt and frozen strawberries.

    Like you workout playlist.

    My pop workout
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    \Otis Redding\Otis Blue- Otis Redding Sings Soul [Collector’s Edition]\Otis Redding – Shake. mp3
    \Buster Poindexter And His Banshees Of Blue\Dance Vault Remixes – Hot Hot Hot\Buster Poindexter And His Banshees Of Blue – Hot Hot Hot (Radio Edit).mp3
    \The Romantics\The Romantics\The Romantics – What I Like About You.mp3
    \Jackie Wilson\Brunswick Top 40 Singles 1966-1975\Jackie Wilson – (Your Love Keeps Lifting Me) Higher & Higher.mp3
    \Rascal Flatts\Cars Original Soundtrack\Rascal Flatts – Life is a Highway.mp3
    \Marky Mark & The Funky Bunch\Music For The People\Marky Mark & The Funky Bunch – Good Vibrations.mp3
    \ Mick Jagger – Use Me.flac
    \Michael Jackson\Thriller\Michael Jackson – Beat It (Single Version).mp3
    \Aretha Franklin\30 Greatest Hits\Aretha Franklin – The House That Jack Built.mp3
    \Billy Idol\Billy Idol\Billy Idol With Generation X – Dancing With Myself (2001 Digital Remaster).mp3
    \LL Cool J\All World [Explicit]\LL Cool J – Mama Said Knock You Out [Explicit].mp3
    \The Pointer Sisters\The Best Of The Pointer Sisters 20th Century Masters The Millennium Collection\The Pointer Sisters – Jump (For My Love).mp3
    \Airflow\Dance Society Vol. 1\Airflow – I’m Gonna Get You.mp3
    \Studio 99\Cops – Themes from TV & Movies\Studio 99 – The Heat is On (from ‘Beverly Hills Cop’).mp3
    \Prince\Diamonds And Pearls\Prince – Gett Off.mp3

    1. Thanks for sharing! I will have to try it in a blender with fruit. I mean, I bought the stuff, so I’m stuck with it now. Might as well try to make it edible!

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