If your name is Joseph, this song is extra motivational.
When ABBA writes a musical, you know it’s gotta be good.
Where Saigon = YOUR TREADMILL, OHHHHHHHH
Best part: 2:14 – 2:22.
This is my favorite musical of all time, and the soldier who kicks it off has an orgasmic tenor.
The most ridiculous show in existence has an awesome first number.
Who doesn’t love an anthem about reveling in the suffering of others?
“Overwear, underwear, any time, ANYWHERE”
Total playlist time: 44:03 depending on which versions you get.